On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
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Epilogue - The Antlers
You’re being buried to your neck
In that hospital bed
Being buried quite alive now
I’m trying to dig you out
But all you want is
To be buried there together
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With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything’s far away.
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Comedy Countdown
5 Favourite Double Acts: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
“We met…in a Mexican restaurant called Chiquito’s in North London. There was a fizzle in the air, our eyes met…”
“Everything else went black. That was it.”
“He had me at ‘Hello.’ He had me at ‘chimichanga.’”
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